Monday, February 22, 2010

Joke Archives: Mother of the Bride

'For Better or Worse" by Lynn Johnston (strip courtesy of The Comics Curmudgeon)


Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement, not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear to wear and would be the best dressed mother of the bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her stepmom to exchange the dress, but she refused. "Absolutely not," she replied, "I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it!"

Jennifer told her mother, who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheard, I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day." A few days later, they went shopping and did find another dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm going to be wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."

Now I ask there a woman out there, anywhere, who wouldn't enjoy this story? :)