Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Healthcare Debate = Funny??





Sometimes, it's good to take a step back and look at serious topics from another perspective...

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The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington

Monday, August 10, 2009

Yes, It's True...I DO Rock :D



*applause*applause*

Thank you, thank you, ladies and gents...I am completely honored to have been voted Yelp's San Fernando Valley ROTD (Review of the Day)! :)

When I logged into my Yelp account this evening, I noticed that I had 4 "hot stuff" compliments waiting for me. I thought, "Hmm...odd. What are the chances that all 4 would be the same compliment type?" Little did I know...there was a ROTD surprise waiting for me.

Hot stuff, boys and girls. I DO, in fact, rock.

Thank you, very much...GOOD NIGHT LOS ANGELES!