- Rub your own feet. Who needs a whipped boyfriend?
- Kiss someone. Bonus points if they're over 83 or under three.
- Put on your highest heels - or take those suckers off!
- Throw caution to the wind and actually smile at a stranger.
- Have an orgasm, maybe two. (It's how he'd handle it, right?)
- Catnap, preferably with a cat (or a dog).
- Go into closet. Shut door. Scream. Feel a little silly for screaming in closet. Carry on.
- Get off that weird fad diet immediately. It's wrecking your day...and your metabolism!
- Just give up and put your hair in a ponytail.
- Stop waiting for ________ to make you happy. You're in charge!
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